1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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