I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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