he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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