Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
