Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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