I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
where are my eyebrows?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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