OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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