in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Randomize