so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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