For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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