Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it penis luge time yet?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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