My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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