I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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