I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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