apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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