Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
should my penis look like a turkey
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
soo... how was my night?
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