idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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