Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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