We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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