Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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