yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
