Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
4 words: hood of his car
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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