In the future we'll all be gay
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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