I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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