I need help removing her.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
