using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize