Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
