Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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