Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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