I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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