He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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