Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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