Three words: puerto rican gang bang
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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