Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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