The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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