I am puke
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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