you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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