I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Randomize
