Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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