Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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