if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
