If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
did you just send me my own nude
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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