I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
