It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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