32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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