But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just invented taco cereal.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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