What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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