At least make sure they are 18
Why
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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