My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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