I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Randomize
