LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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