Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can I color on your dick again?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
