By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I am naked and annoyed.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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