We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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