I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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