Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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