Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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